The Days After: Six Customers Got No Juice At All
August 27, 2008 by admin
So we were indulging ourselves in the compliments you gave us about 3G Juice. But then came Joel J. And Steve T. And Amaury D. And Lawrence G. And Christian D. And Dough C. And even Alexander H. They received non functioning prototypes by accident. We promised the unfortunate buyers a new battery. After three positive feedback ratings for 3G Juice (the firm) and a very positive review for the product itself on Amazon, we got our first negative rating. That will teach us raving about our own product.
We asked Steve and Joel and Amaury and Lawrence and Christian and Dough to sent the battery back so we can examine what went wrong. This enables us to fire some people, burn their houses and hunt their families.
Seriously: six customers did not get the battery we had in mind for them. It’s a fact that the majority of our customers (99%) got the right product, but hey, when you are Steve, Christian, Joel, Dough, Amaury or Lawrence, do you care about that?
UPDATE:
How could this happen? It seems that some units that were shipped on Monday July 28 were prototypes. They won’t blow in your face or something like that, but it was not the battery we wanted you them to have.
Amaury finds our error not the end of the world. He writes:
“One of the prices you pay for early adoption! I’m still impressed by your quick response and great service.”
That’s so nice of you Amaury. We’re still ashamed that you got a piece of !!##! , sorry, a non working unit, from us.
And Steve, the customer who gave us our first negative review, says:
Henk, My apologizes. I was frustrated at how quickly the devise broke, and my rating was a reaction. If you had not responded so quickly and completely, that rating may have been deserved, but it is clearly not. Please hold back if not too late in the second part of the refund, and we will see how the replacement works out, but for now, I will try to figure out how to fix the rating.
Steve did fix the rating: the negative review is gone.
Lawrence wrote:
I am beginning to think that you SHOULD be a millionaire. I think you have a winner.
And Joel says:
Thank you… I will tell a friend about this great customer service.
Thank you Joel, Lawrence, Steve], Christian, Dough and Amaury for your very friendly response. I hope you enjoy your new battery.
Dough refuses to take our refund and p&p payment.
Just part of the joy and pain of being an early adopter. Don’t bother sending me any money.
So all our customers are happy, even after we sent six of them a wrong battery? No. We live in a real world, not in a marketing world. We still have one unhappy customer, Roger L.M from Switzerland. He finds our service ‘extremely bad’. He was very disappointed in the long wait for his battery. So we gave him his money back and 10% extra and a free battery. He is still angry:
Do NOT send me any of your products anymore. They will not be accepted and be returned to you at your cost.





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